"As a white male I’ve long since learned that my opinion isn’t considered valid when discussing anything"
Oh shut up and go run for Congress you fucking baby.
submitting something to a publisher today and telling them to not italicize the spanish words that i use. taking advice from Edwidge Danticat who quoted Junot Diaz saying “I don’t speak italics.” because i don’t.
It’s not men’s job to subvert, mock, parody, or critique femininity. You don’t get to tell us how much you hate the cage you put us in.
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
- Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
if men got periods i’m pretty sure tampons/pads/cups would be free and also sent out monthly in the post wrapped in a gunmetal grey wrapper with the word POWER and XTREAM and CORE written all over it